So I got a list that I have printed up for ready reference.

• Printed and ready, here’s my quick tips for my turkey frying.
• Defrost your MoFo Turkey!
• 3 minutes per pound.
• Maintain temp at 350.
• No mixing oils – only peanut oil!
• NOT on your deck. Seriously.
• Adults only!
• No beverages…none.
• If the oil begins to smoke, immediately turn the propane supply tank off and leave the pot uncovered to cool.
• No exposed skin – only turnout/bunker gear.
• And try not to set the house on fire.

(Although a gigantic fireball would be pretty cool)

MABAS Box alarm, reported working residential structure fire…

I better not screw this up.

@rusnivek