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Emergency Management, Emergency Services, & Disaster Spox

So just to be clear, tomorrow, I will be lowering my turkey in.

Air bombing the turkey into my deep fryer is NOT a good idea.

#Kaboom

On a related note: I just checked my home insurance policy too.

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So clearly, NOT frying a turkey indoors is a good idea. Thanks Shat! #DFT2013

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Busy day: Got my turkey AND fire extinguisher today. Who’s going to help me deep fry this turkey?!? #DFT2013

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Well, I have to feed two families this Thanksgiving.

I wonder how many turkeys should I buy? One? Two? Three? Three thousand?

I wonder how much peanut oil I’ll need to buy? 3 gallons? 5 gallons? 10 gallons?

Frick, I got 7-days to get my operation in check. No pressure now.

And I hope not to burn the house down.

Maybe I’ll have that Boeing Dreamlifter delivery a bunch of turkeys to me.

I bet they could land that thing at CGF right?

Punch it Chewy!

@rusnivek

I just realized, OMG Thanksgiving is in a week! I have to safely deep fry my turkey!

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