Just one of the plethora of extinguishers onscene.
I also have a hose line pulled.
OMGosh, I hope I don’t die.
Will concrete catch fire?
Did you thaw your turkey in warm water? If you did, this will happen.
Who did this?!?!!
I know.
To help thaw my turkey, I just might try this method.
Maybe I should get some gloves so I don’t cross contaminate everything.
But seriously, here’s a few tips to help keep your kitchen (and bathroom) clean as you are thawing your birds:
That sounds like a ton of stuff to remember.

Turkeys are more difficult to cook than rabbit
But for those science nerds or mathletes out there, here’s a more pound based calculation for you:
Basically, if you have a frozen turkey, over 12 pounds, you are screwed.
Get thawing! NOW!
As I was eating my turkey sandwich for lunch, I envisioned this for Thursday

Yep, I’m gonna die.
I must be cool if I’m in the same pool as William Shatner.
“Eat, Fry, Love.” – State Farm Insurance
OK, he’s got some good tips.
wait…Wait…WAIT!!!!!! James T. Kirk…..Kevin T. Sur…..I now see the similarities!