More checks this AM.
OMG-look what I almost forgot to pull out
It would have been disastrous if I had dropped the bird in with this plastic pop top still in.
Double check your birds BEFORE you put it in the oven or deep fryer.
Reporting live from #DFT2013
@rusnivek
So I got a list that I have printed up for ready reference.
(Although a gigantic fireball would be pretty cool)
MABAS Box alarm, reported working residential structure fire…
I better not screw this up.
@rusnivek
Wait a second….who deep fries a turkey IN the garage?!?!?!
C’mon!
As a firefighter, an easy 1 3/4 line blasting away would be good.
Maybe attack crews should blast these guys too.
@rusnivek
Clearly not paying attention to safety rules.
Check out these idiots who decided to use their deck #DFT2013
Do NOT fry a turkey on your deck.
@rusnivek
So just to be clear, tomorrow, I will be lowering my turkey in.
Air bombing the turkey into my deep fryer is NOT a good idea.
#Kaboom
On a related note: I just checked my home insurance policy too.
@rusnivek
Busy day: Got my turkey AND fire extinguisher today. Who’s going to help me deep fry this turkey?!? #DFT2013
@rusnivek
Well, I have to feed two families this Thanksgiving.
I wonder how many turkeys should I buy? One? Two? Three? Three thousand?
I wonder how much peanut oil I’ll need to buy? 3 gallons? 5 gallons? 10 gallons?
Frick, I got 7-days to get my operation in check. No pressure now.
And I hope not to burn the house down.
Maybe I’ll have that Boeing Dreamlifter delivery a bunch of turkeys to me.
I bet they could land that thing at CGF right?
Punch it Chewy!
@rusnivek
I just realized, OMG Thanksgiving is in a week! I have to safely deep fry my turkey!
@rusnivek
Where is @rusnivek? 