Disaster averted – look what I almost forgot to pull out #DFT2013

More checks this AM.

OMG-look what I almost forgot to pull out

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It would have been disastrous if I had dropped the bird in with this plastic pop top still in.

Double check your birds BEFORE you put it in the oven or deep fryer.

Reporting live from #DFT2013

@rusnivek

My list of safety tips for my Deep Fried Turkey is ready #DFT2013

So I got a list that I have printed up for ready reference.

  • Printed and ready, here’s my quick tips for my turkey frying.
  • Defrost your MoFo Turkey!
  • 3 minutes per pound.
  • Maintain temp at 350.
  • No mixing oils – only peanut oil!
  • NOT on your deck. Seriously.
  • Adults only!
  • No beverages…none.
  • If the oil begins to smoke, immediately turn the propane supply tank off and leave the pot uncovered to cool.
  • No exposed skin – only turnout/bunker gear.
  • And try not to set the house on fire.

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(Although a gigantic fireball would be pretty cool)

MABAS Box alarm, reported working residential structure fire…

I better not screw this up.

@rusnivek

Deep Fried Turkey should NOT be in the garage #DFT2013

Wait a second….who deep fries a turkey IN the garage?!?!?!

C’mon!

As a firefighter, an easy 1 3/4 line blasting away would be good.

Maybe attack crews should blast these guys too.

@rusnivek

Fryer on a deck!?!?! Are you nuts? #DFT2013

Clearly not paying attention to safety rules.

Check out these idiots who decided to use their deck #DFT2013

Do NOT fry a turkey on your deck.

@rusnivek

Operation Turkey Drop…I mean LOWER #DFT2013

So just to be clear, tomorrow, I will be lowering my turkey in.

Air bombing the turkey into my deep fryer is NOT a good idea.

#Kaboom

On a related note: I just checked my home insurance policy too.

@rusnivek

How much turkey should I buy? #DFT2013 #Dreamlifter

Well, I have to feed two families this Thanksgiving.

I wonder how many turkeys should I buy? One? Two? Three? Three thousand?

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I wonder how much peanut oil I’ll need to buy? 3 gallons? 5 gallons? 10 gallons?

Frick, I got 7-days to get my operation in check. No pressure now.

And I hope not to burn the house down.

Maybe I’ll have that Boeing Dreamlifter delivery a bunch of turkeys to me.

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I bet they could land that thing at CGF right?

Punch it Chewy!

@rusnivek

Free tips and reminders for dealing with snow today

Hello snow!

NE Ohio had its first dose of snow last night. Started at about midnight, various reports have 2-8 inches on the ground.

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At this time, the National Weather Service Cleveland Office has issued a lake effect snow advisory in effect until 1300 EST (aka 1:00pm EST). Snow will be heavy with high water content. This can cause damage to trees and power lines.

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There are some dangers associated with wintry weather. Here are a few free tips to keep in mind while dealing with snow.

  • Walk carefully on snowy, icy walkways.
  • Avoid overexertion when shoveling snow. Overexertion can bring on heart attack – a major cause of death in the winter. If you must shovel snow, stretch before going outside.
  • Keep dry. Change wet clothing frequently to prevent a loss of body heat. Wet clothes loses all of its insulating value and transmits heat rapidly.
  • Heavy snow will bring down trees and power lines. NEVER touch any downed power lines…even if you think they are safe, they are usually not. Keep everyone far away from downed lines.
  • Heavy snow will make trees sag and collapse. Be careful with trees are old or frail, they tend to collapse under the weight of the snow and have killed unknowing children.
  • Watch for signs of frostbite. These include loss of feeling and white or pale appearance in extremities such as fingers, toes, ear lobes, and the tip of the nose. If symptoms are detected, get medical help immediately.
  • Watch for signs of hypothermia. These include uncontrollable shivering, memory loss, disorientation, incoherence, slurred speech, drowsiness, and apparent exhaustion. If symptoms of hypothermia are detected, get the victim to a warm location, remove wet clothing, warm the center of the body first and give warm, non-alcoholic beverages if the victim is conscious. Get medical help as soon as possible.
  • And of course, don’t eat yellow snow.

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Use these tips to keep you and your family safe this fall….er….snowy season.

@rusnivek