So just to be clear, tomorrow, I will be lowering my turkey in.
Air bombing the turkey into my deep fryer is NOT a good idea.
#Kaboom
On a related note: I just checked my home insurance policy too.
@rusnivek
Busy day: Got my turkey AND fire extinguisher today. Who’s going to help me deep fry this turkey?!? #DFT2013
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Well, I have to feed two families this Thanksgiving.
I wonder how many turkeys should I buy? One? Two? Three? Three thousand?
I wonder how much peanut oil I’ll need to buy? 3 gallons? 5 gallons? 10 gallons?
Frick, I got 7-days to get my operation in check. No pressure now.
And I hope not to burn the house down.
Maybe I’ll have that Boeing Dreamlifter delivery a bunch of turkeys to me.
I bet they could land that thing at CGF right?
Punch it Chewy!
@rusnivek
I just realized, OMG Thanksgiving is in a week! I have to safely deep fry my turkey!
@rusnivek
It takes less than 15 seconds…and you have to do this now.
Seriously, do it now.
Fall back = Change your smoke detector batteries and set your clocks back.
Thank you for helping yourself in staying alive.
@rusnivek
Whether on a holiday (Columbus Day) or Federal mandatory furlough, today is a great day to make and update/check your Emergency Supply Kit.
What to include? What to keep? What to have?
Some items you want to include in your kit are:
And I’d bet you have most of these items around your house ready to go.
So gather your things and get ready…because I guarantee you these few things will help you during the next a disaster or emergency.
@rusnivek
October 6th – 12th is National Fire Prevention Week! Did you know there are many different brands of smoke alarms available on the market, but they fall under two basic types: ionization and photoelectric. It cannot be stated definitively that one is better than the other in every fire situation that could arise in a residence. Because both ionization and photoelectric smoke alarms are better at detecting distinctly different, yet potentially fatal fires, and because no one can predict what type of fire might start in a home, most firefighters recommend that every residence and place where people sleep be equipped with:
In addition to the basic types of alarms, there are alarms made to meet the needs of people with hearing disabilities. These alarms may use strobe lights that flash and/or vibrate to assist in alerting those who are unable to hear standard smoke alarms when they sound. Make sure you place them in strategic locations throughout the house. 
Step-1: Get an Ionization AND photoelectric smoke alarm or dual sensor smoke alarm. Step-2: Get it before this happens…
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